I Have Rabies Tee

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings a wink of dark humor to slow afternoons and backyard hangouts. A soft, heavyweight cotton body wears in with you—fading to a lived-in look that matches the cheeky raccoon illustration and rainbow text. The raccoon sits amid grass and daisies, grinning with mischievous energy; the playful phrase below flips expectations and starts conversations without trying too hard. Wear it to casual meetups, late-night bonfires, or while tending a garden; it feels like the shirt you reach for when you want comfort and a little attitude.

The muted, softened color from the post-construction dyeing makes the art pop without shouting. The roomy, relaxed cut layers easily over long sleeves or stands alone on warm days. This tee reads like a private joke shared among friends who appreciate offbeat humor and vintage-friendly finishes.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitched for long-lasting structure
- Wide size range (S–4XL select partners) with sewn-in label and 58 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean